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What is the name of your venture or company?: Entertainment, Media and Publishing

Do you have a website?: http://zorkplanet.com

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Frugal Tip 7: Reduce printing and CYA by 90% at the office

by zork brauk, of zorkplanet.com

Earthling, the office would be so much more efficient and productive if humans didn’t spend so much time printing documents to CYA (cover their asses) with their bosses.

Why humans print…

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Posted on December 29, 2010 at 9:30am — 1 Comment

Frugalpeneur Tip 6: Watch out for Vampires at the office

Earthling, there is a horror flick happening right now all across your planet. You might think vampires only happen during Halloween or in the Twilight saga -- but vampires are all around you, even at work.

No, earthling. I don’t mean some of your co-workers are vampires despite the logical…

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Posted on December 15, 2010 at 11:00pm

Frugalpreneur Tip 5: Do not automate your billing

by Zork Brauk, CAE (Chief Alien Officer) of green social site…

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Posted on October 7, 2010 at 1:00am

Frugal Tip 4 - Study Taiichi Ohno

Earthlings, I am extremely sorry to remind you of the simple fact that my intelligence is far superior to yours. Please forgive me, I’m not trying to sound egotistical but a fact is a fact.

However, there have been Earthlings who lived on your beautiful planet (a planet which DIDIOT humans are trying to ruin by not being… Continue

Posted on September 28, 2010 at 1:00am

Frugalpreneur Tip #3: Collect cans to fund your venture

Earthlings, there is no better way to be a frugal and green human while raising capital for your venture than to collect aluminum cans at the office, home and anywhere you see them. We are amazed to see Didiot humans cavalierly tossing away soda and beer cans instead of recycling. Why humans litter is beyond our alien comprehension.… Continue

Posted on September 23, 2010 at 7:30pm — 8 Comments

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At 5:47pm on November 21, 2008, Jana Arnold said…: I have known Zork and his family since the day they crash landed in Texas. He is a very sweet and green-hearted alien. He works very hard and truly cares about the planet Earth even though it is not his planet. I love the fact that Zork has a sense of humor with his green-ness. He's not all gloom and doom and "the end is near!" I recommend anyone listen to Zork because his species is 1 million years further evolved than ours and that's a big thing!